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Villains in Space Special Edition Reprint & Continuation Sale is NOW LIVE!
In honor of our favorite space sloot’s birthday (I’m talking about Micah, although it’s MY bday as well!), it is time to STUFF those trophy shelves with Villains in Space special editions!
In case you somehow missed it, Marley & E’Shel at Mahogany Mail / Marley’s Must Reads were gracious enough to offer a reprint of the Earth Boys Are Easy special edition (included in their October box), along with a continuation of the designs (by the incredible Bronwyn.psd) for Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (book 2) and Interstellar Love Song (book 3).
The details you need to know:
- Sale dates: February 9th – 23rd (NOW LIVE!)
- Full series (all 3 books): $95
- Books 2+3: $75
- No single book options.
- These are paperbacks with spot gloss on the titles (cover and spine).
- Covers and interior art by Bronwyn.psd
- Digital signatures only (but you can always bring them to an event for me to breathe on)
- Production can take around 13 weeks and shipping begins around that time. Keep an eye on things with their Shipping Updates Page and a friendly reminder for EU lovelies, we suggest using an international mail forwarder like Stackry.
- Every book box from Mahogany Mail is intended to serve a greater purpose. Proceeds from this box will be donated to mutual aid funds that benefit Black, Trans, and immigrant communities – specifically The Okra Project and an Immigration Rights Coalition.
Ready to blast off?
Need More Info?
Please direct ALL questions to Mahogany Mail, as they are the ones coordinating this entire thing. But before you do, check out their handy FAQ page HERE.
Happy shopping and THANK YOU for showing Micah (and me) birthday love by collecting trophies of our favorite slooty space trilogy!
**COVER REVEAL & PREORDER**
Come Out & Prey (Trinity of Blood, Part Three) • Coming March 1st, 2026
Available only in my direct store!
BEHOLD! I bring you Lemonade Doodles’ latest masterpiece – the glorious cover for Come Out & Prey (Trinity of Blood, Part Three) by C Rochelle (me)!
Come Out & Prey is part three in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. This final time-jump will see our vampire throuple joining up with the existing Strange Vacationland crew* in present-day Maine, strengthening their bond, and finishing those demons once and for all, to stake their rightful claim on eternal happiness.
BLURB:
Present Day
I was alone for hundreds of years before meeting my first eternal companion—in a boomtown brothel in the Old West—only to almost lose him when Death arrived.
A century later, we met our third, beneath the neon lights of Los Angeles night. Death returned, but fate allowed us to escape, and in the decades since, we’ve found sanctuary among the ghostly pines and solitude of this country’s northeasternmost state, hidden in plain sight among others like us.
For the first time since I landed on American soil, I have what should feel like a home—not only within the walls of this restored Victorian manor, but in the arms of my mates. I smile more easily nowadays, and not just the practiced mask I wore for so long.
The mask I still wear sometimes, unable to truly let them in.
This is a hell entirely of my own creation, brought into existence the day I watched my original family burn, along with the life I once knew.
Before a monster turned me into one as well.
Now the demons we’ve been running from have shown up at our doorstep—bringing long-buried secrets to light—and I can’t help worrying that Death will follow to finish the job. I would do anything to ensure happiness for Damon and Star, even if I don’t fully believe the cards would offer the same fate to me.
Will I end up dragging my mates into the darkness I’ve skirted for centuries, or will I finally allow them to see me, and welcome me home?
IF YOU LOVE:
- Hot, queer vampires
- A spooky Victorian in the witchy woods of Maine
- Polyam MMF romance (established throuple)
- Just two switchy bish creatives and their supportive pleasure Dom
- Therapy is for everyone (even vampires!)
- An enemy rises from the grave
- Sassy side characters (and a budding side-character romance!)
- Plus dollification, forced O’s, blood & biting (duh), PEGGING, primal play, and pierced everything…
- Extended found family & big feels mixed with murd3ur
- The conclusion of the Trinity of Blood saga
Then stake your claim with Max, Damon & Star in Come Out & Prey!
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Come Out & Prey is part three in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. This final time-jump will see our vampire throuple joining up with the existing Strange Vacationland crew* in present-day Maine, strengthening their bond, and finishing those demons once and for all to stake their rightful claim on eternal happiness.
*It’s highly recommended that you read our side characters’ tales (Be Not Afraidand You Can’t Get There From Here) before Come Out & Prey. You can find them both in the Strange Vacationland ebook collection, direct from C’s store.
Cover (and interior) Art by LEMONADE DOODLES.
Yes, there will be an audiobook after the full Trinity is complete! And you have from now until March 28th to read all three parts in my direct author store.
A reminder on the publishing plan:
- Jan. 1: Bury Me With My Boots On, Part One deluxe ebook (direct store only)
- Feb. 1: Vampires Totally Suck, Part Two deluxe ebook (direct store only)
- Mar. 1: Come Out & Prey, Part Three deluxe ebook (direct store only – preorder now!)
- Mar. 28: Deluxe ebooks no longer available in store (per KU TOS)
- Apr. 1: Trinity of Blood, Parts One-Three ebook (Amazon, Kindle Unlimited) & paperback (Amazon and signed from my direct store)
- Sometime in the first half of the year: Special Edition hardcover with FLAIR! (patron-only preorder)
Join Patreon for early announcements and sneaky peeks!
**VAMPIRES TOTALLY SUCK IS HERE!**
Trinity of Blood, Part Two • Available Only in My Direct Store!
Art by the totally radical Lemonade Doodles & design by me (C)!
Hottie vampires Max & Damon from Bury Me With My Boots On return in Part TWO of the MM -> MMF Trinity of Blood saga: Vampires Totally Suck, available now!
This installment is set in the 1980s and introduces their “third” – Valley Girl turned goth heroine, Star!
Yes, you WILL need to re-read VTS as it’s been completely re-edited and expanded from the original version! Check the series page for details!
IF YOU LOVE (complete Content, Tropes, Kinks & Triggers list HERE):
- Vampire romance
- 1980s mall vibes
- Polyam MMF with an established MM couple
- A snarky Valley Girl turned goth heroine
- A Hawaiian print-wearing sunshine vampire who’s filthy in bed
- A broody boy vampire who’s totally emo
- Pretty girls (and boys) who love makeup
- “I bit her/him so they’re mine”
- Repeated defiling of the satin lining of various coffins
- Pussy worship & DVP with pierced equipment
- Murder as a love language
- Sweary dialogue & dark humor with kink & big feels
Then take an epic journey with Damon, Max, and Star in Vampires Totally Suck!
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Vampires Totally Suck is Part Two in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. There will be three time jumps (1885, 1985, and present day) for these immortal characters as they follow their fate and face the demons on their trail.
Cover (and interior) Art by LEMONADE DOODLES.
Yes, there will be an audiobook after the full Trinity is complete! And you have from now until March 28th to read all three parts in my direct author store.
**BURY ME WITH MY BOOTS ON HAS ARRIVED!**
Trinity of Blood, Part One • Available Only in My Direct Store!
There’s a new marshal in town!
Bury Me With My Boots On, Part One of the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga, is officially here in deluxe ebook format with full-color interior art!
𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 (and see the full Content, Tropes, Kinks & Triggers list HERE):
- Hottie Vampires
- MM romance
- Old West gothic vibes
- Broody black cat x murderous golden retriever
- A pleasure Dom who will give you intimacy AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
- There’s blood & gore but it’s foreplay
- Plus a blood kink & biting (duh), knife play, pain slut, altar-fucking, makeup & smexy underthings…
- Fated mates & found family
Then saddle up with Damon & Max in Bury Me With My Boots On!
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Bury Me With My Boots On is Part One in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. There will be three time jumps (1885, 1985, and present day) for these immortal characters as they follow their fate and face the demons on their trail.
Cover (and interior) Art by LEMONADE DOODLES.
Notizia Fantastica: Herculeia is Getting the Italian Treatment
And RARE Florence preorder now Live!
That’s right! The Herculeia Duet is being translated into Italian!
The wonderful Jessica at Ink Literary PR&Translations is handling this project, and I am VERY EXCITED!
the covers (and titles??) are TBD for the Italian editions (and of course, my patrons will be the FIRST to see), but I’m sure the question on everyone’s mind is how do I get my paws on these puppies?
Well, the first place Herculeia Italiano will be available is at RARE Florence, next October! And you know what that means – my PREORDER – with the Herc Italian editions included – is now open (and CLOSES JULY 31):
My 2026 Event Pre-Orders are ALIIIIVE!
Including something extra witchy…
A special edition Yaga’s Riders omnibus with art by Marta of Into the Forest!
Featuring:
- Foiled hardcover
- Printed edges
- Complete trilogy + bonus content (800+ pages!)
- Full page b/w character art chapter headers (also available as an art print pack)
And something SUPER queer (all my books are queer, let’s be real):
The Not All Himbos Wear Capes special edition hardcover with dust jacket by Lemonade Doodles will be available (and Lem herself will also be there to sign alongside me!)
What else is on the order forms?
- A smutty variety of signed paperbacks + swag!
- So. Many. Art print BUNDLES! (Because I WON’T be bringing all my art with me…)
In general, it’s best to pre-order, since ya girl is usually flying and half my suitcase is reserved for hair products (And all pre-orders get a tote!)
So without further ado…
**What’s Next for C?**
How ’bout some hot, queer vampires in the Wild West?
So you might remember our 1980s vampires, Max & Damon (from the MMF “Vampires Totally Suck” in the Creepy Court anthology)…
Well now ya girl is saddling up and heading to the Old West, to FINALLY write our boys’ original MM meet-cute in 1885 – Bury Me With My Boots On!
So first comes this 1880s MM prequel (and please enjoy the aesthetic edit I created like a TRUE Bookstagrammer), followed by an expansion of Vampires Totally Suck…
Because those who’ve read it know, our ex-bestie Heather deserved much worse so – as promised – I’ll be writing that gorier ending (and adding extra spice, duh)… whiiiich will then set off a series of unfortunate events that lead into part 3: Come Out and Prey!
The conclusion will be set right here in my home state of creepy AF Maine, which will tie our vamps into the Strange Vacationland universe (and tie up all their loose, bloody ends…).
And yes, Miss ma’am @lemonade_doodles is signed on to illustrate ALL THE THINGS.
If you want to see the aesthetics for parts 2 & 3 (and get a little more info on the release “plans”), head to my Pates to sub or even just join as a FREE follower. I’ll share them elsewhere eventually but not anytime soon…
I also shared some “comps” – comparables – I came up with to better share the vibes you can expect. It’s something I’ve been meaning to get better at when it comes to talking about my books. Anything to bring the hype and attract new readers to my unique brand of chaos!
And be sure to keep following me in all the places for pre-order alerts, and if you want to read Vampires Totally Suck before it changes, you can find it in my author shop, in the Strange Vacationland ebook collection (convenient button below!).
Now who’s excited for hot, queer vampires??
Interstellar Love Song has Landed!
Which means the Villains in Space trilogy is COMPLETE!
::Ground Control to Major Space Sloots!::
Interstellar Love Song – book 3 in C. Rochelle’s Villains in Space trilogy – is here! This means you can now safely climb aboard this spice-station and hang on for the wild ride…
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Let me tell you, I was sobbing tears of joy while reading this. Every single character feels like family to me, and knowing this trilogy ended on such a happy note made me so emotional. Rochelle’s writing is always incredible, and the way she immerses me in whatever location the characters end up in is nothing short of magical. —Jan
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ”The last book was full of danger, hilarious banter, spicy times, and appearances from our favorite earthlings! It also had some very healing moments for both Ziggy and Micah. Twists and turns with a big bad, a wedding, a pregnancy… this final book will keep you on your toes, smiling, and swooning.” —BobbiJo
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Micah and Ziggy have come a long way since their first introduction in the main series — Ziggy, arguably, most of all. The overall story was excellent, especially the ways that all the characters tie in and the way things connect in the end. The pacing was perfect too. The spice was spicin’ as it always is. I’m sad that the story is over but I can’t wait to see where she takes us next!” —Cas
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Villains in Space is in my opinion tragically under-hyped. I have adored Ziggy and Micah since the start, and their character growth and the progression of their relationship has been such an enjoyable ride. If you love MM romance, great plot, space adventures, and laugh out loud humour, definitely pick up this series!!” —bookygirl
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IF YOU LOVE:
• Queer joy! In space!
• Established MM couple with mutual obsession
• Both our Bad B’s level up
• Ziggy proposes (multiple times… with so many missed social cues…)
• They finally get space married, byeeee
• Yes, There Will Be Mpreg
• Oops! We gotta save the universe
• Slooty switches (on page!), primal, br33ding (FR), smex pollen, size difference… plus the usual d!rty talk, somno, Tendril Touchy Time & spicy skinsuit closet shenanigans you crave
• Grumpy/sunshine, hurt/comfort, found family & all the schmoopy feels
• The usual unhinged humor + witty banter
• Sci-fi lite
• A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read Earth Boys Are Easy AND Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy first!)
Climb aboard for the conclusion of Villains in Space!
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Interstellar Love Song is the FINAL book in the Villains in Space trilogy. You will want to read Earth Boys Are Easy (VIS, book 1) first, which occurs after Enter the Multi-Vers (Villainous Things, Book 4) – while Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (VIS, book 2) occurs after Rabble: End Game (VT, 5) and Villainous All the Way (VT 6/Bonus tales). While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more backstory if you do.
Interstellar Content, Tropes, Kinks & Triggers
The infamous, mile-long list is LIVE!
Space Daddy AUDIO Has Landed!
The AUDIOBOOK for C. Rochelle’s Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (Villains in Space, book 2) has arrived!
Blast off with narrators Gabriel Michael and Nick J. Russo as our favorite space sloots, Micah & Ziggy!
Are you prepped for Space Daddy?
• Green. Flag. Men. (One is still kinda morally gray tho…)
• Established MM couple (and the mutual obsession is going strong)
• Micah levels up as a space wizard, y’all!
• Ziggy definitely has a thing for Commander Babygirl (& FINALLY says the L-word!)
• Just a pair of keencky sloots enjoying the alien peen buffet from Space Daddy’s skinsuit closet
• Questionable adoption of a ferocious creature (who’s really just a baby)
• Spice melange but make it a witchy bish crystal
• Sci-fi lite
• A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read/listen to Earth Boys Are Easy first for the relationship arc)
Gorgeous art all around by my stellar collision Lemonade Doodles
While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more backstory if you do. However, you can safely start your adventure with Earth Boys and Space Daddy before orbiting back to the series that started it all.
**BIG FREAKIN’ NEWS**
Not All Himbos Wear Capes is Getting a Graphic Novel!
Patrons heard it first (of course), and now I’m happy – no, PUMPED – to share the news that Not All Himbos Wear Capes (book 1 in the Villainous Things series) will be made into a manga-style graphic novel by Talescape for the worldwide English market! And HUGE thanks to my agent, Vikki at Literati Media for making this happen – woot!!!
For or those who don’t know, Not All Himbos Wear Capes started as a silly little serial on the Pates back in summer 2022 (with a weird collage cover I slapped together for funsies), but my patrons SAW what I was doing and convinced me to publish this unique tale of star-crossed, superpowered (and super spicy) lovers… and the rest was history.
Now 5 (6!) books (plus lovely special editions by Lemonade Doodles) later – look how far we’ve come… and I can’t WAIT to see where we’ll go from here.
While I don’t have a solid release date yet, check out my initial post on Patreon (all paid tiers), for a deeper dive into what I know right now, sample art from Talescape, and my future, Villains in Space-related plans with bestie Lem. This is also where I’ll be sharing ALL the juicy details as they become available, because that’s where it all began… (but yes, the public will also remain informed!)
The Villainous All the Way AUDIOBOOK is Live!
For those who don’t know, Villainous All the Way is a sweet n spicy collection of bonus tales, first (and still!) shared on Patreon (MVPs of DP+), featuring the guys and gals (and nonbinary aliens) from the superhero x villain MM+ (& FF!) romance series – Villainous Things (along with the MCs of the Villains in Space spin-off trilogy)!
Space Daddy Has Landed!
And the AUDIOBOOK will arrive on September 23rd
::Climb Aboard, Space Sloots!::
Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy – book 2 in C. Rochelle’s Villains in Space spin-off* trilogy – is here!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy was absolutely fantastic!! I’ll never get tired of Micah and Ziggy, these two are just perfection. The banter, nerdiness, sexy times, love, devotion, and more between these two is just so freaking swoon-worthy. ” —Lizs.book.nook
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ”Space Daddy & Commander Babygirl are one of my favourite couples ever. The storyline in this book is also so well done, it keeps you on your toes and has you at the edge of the seat the whole time wondering what is going to happen to these boys & their adopted ferocious & precious alien baby.” —Shyanne
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The book is full of delightful (and k!nky) moments between our two space babygirls and lots of humor as well as some deeper moments which I adored so much. I love how we get to explore the emotional side of their established relationship and see it develop and deepen.” —Maaren
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The twists and turns in this one were SO good, peak C. Rochelle genius, imo. And the skinsuit collection exploration too… All the steamy scenes were great, honestly, although I think this installment was much more plot forward! I am super excited to see where their next adventure takes them, especially with all the juicy reveals we got in this installment!” —Cas
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “TLDR; Micah is a celestial catastrophe/space wizard and ZIGGY IS DOING HIS BEST!!! I will read cozy sloots in space adventures as long as C. keeps writing them.” —HopeItsRomance
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𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘:
- Green. Flag. Men. (One is still kinda morally gray tho…)
- Established MM couple (and the mutual obsession is going strong)
- Micah levels up as a space wizard, y’all!
- Ziggy definitely has a thing for Commander Babygirl (& FINALLY says the L-word!)
- Just a pair of keencky sloots enjoying the alien peen buffet from Space Daddy’s skinsuit closet
- Questionable adoption of a ferocious creature (who’s really just a baby)
- Grumpy/sunshine, hurt/comfort, found family & all the schmoopy feels
- The usual unhinged humor + witty banter
- Sci-fi lite
- Spice melange but make it a witchy bitch crystal
- A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read Earth Boys first for the relationship arc)
Then straddle this spice-station and hang on for the ride!
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Please note: Villains in Space will be a trilogy, with the same couple growing together throughout and mini plot conclusions with each book. You will want to read Earth Boys Are Easy (book 1) before blasting off with Space Daddy for the full relationship arc.
*While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more universe backstory if you do. However, you can safely start your adventure with Earth Boys and Space Daddy before orbiting back to the series that started it all.
New Look, Same Space Sloots!
Surprise, Earthlings! The EBOOK* for Earth Boys Are Easy (Villains in Space, book 1) by C. Rochelle has a brand new look, in preparation for the release of Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (book 2) in April.
Oh, you haven’t experienced the extra spicy “sci-fi lite” adventures of nerdy-hot superhero, Micah (aka, babygirl) and his hot-bod body snatching alien boyfriend, Ziggy Andromeda (aka, Space Daddy)?
Well then, climb aboard this spice station, starting with Earth Boys Are Easy, in ebook or audio (narrated by Nick J. Russo & Gabriel Michael).
But that’s not all…
If you enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy (but wished it had MORE F*KING and FANCY PEENS), then this is the place for you!
*BEFORE ANYONE PANICS: The gorgeous (pink!) paperback by Lemonade Doodles is NOT going anywhere. In fact, you can snag it SIGNED whenever you want, DIRECT from my shop!
So, you wanna be my space sloot?
Villainous Things Candles by Sanctum Flames
Photo by @mm.book.obsession
You can now get your claws on ALL THREE sets of Villainous Things candles (& melts/diffusers) from Sanctum Flames!
Xander & Butch (Not All Himbos Wear Capes): Butterscotch • Smoke • Bourbon • Boot licking good
Simon & Wolfy (Gentlemen Prefer Villains): Leather • Lavender • Bergamot • Hand necklaces
Balty & Zion (Putting Out for a Hero): Musk • Lavender • Coral • Princess Tutus
Dre, Gabe & Theo (Enter the Multi-Vers): Oak • Vanilla • Elderberry • Twin Sammiches
Vi & Kai (Rabble: End Game): Coconut • Passionfruit • Pineapple • Mommy’s Little Princess
Micah & Ziggy (Villains in Space): Popcorn • Caramel • Milk • Space Sloots