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The FULL Trinity of Blood Cover Reveal & Preorder(s)
Trinity of Blood: The Complete Saga by C. Rochelle is finally within reach!
At long last, you can secure Bury Me With My Boots On, Vampires Totally Suck, and Come Out & Prey – all in one tasty, thicc package.
What IS Trinity of Blood?
For fans of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, Tombstone, The Lost Boys, and True Blood, the Trinity of Blood MM -> MMF vampire romance saga follows a triad of fated mates as they cross oceans of time, face the demons on their trail, and stake their claim on the happiness they deserve.
Told in three grounded, time period novellas—spanning the Old West, the L.A. goth scene of the 1980s, and present day Maine—Trinity of Blood is a queer, paranormal romance that is both darkly humorous and deeply healing.
IF YOU LOVE:
• Hot, queer vampires
• MM -> MMF polyam romance
• Gothic vibes
• Three time periods: 1885, 1985, 2026
• Fated mates & found family
• Black cat, golden retriever & Doberman
• Southeast Asian MMC
• Healing from trauma
• Spicy as hell
• Murder (and revenge) as a love language
Then sink your fangs into the COMPLETE Trinity of Blood vampire romance saga!
COME OUT & PREY IS NOW AVAILABLE!
Trinity of Blood, Part Three • Available Only in My Direct Store!
Come Out & Prey, the third and final chapter in the Trinity of Blood MM → MMF vampire romance saga by C. Rochelle has arrived!
Learn how Max, Damon & Star finally face their demons and stake their claim on the happiness they deserve, in a DELUXE ebook that includes bonus N/SFW art by Lemonade Doodles.
IF YOU LOVE:
- Hot, queer vampires
- A spooky Victorian in the witchy woods of Maine
- Polyam MMF romance (established throuple)
- Just two switchy bish creatives and their supportive pleasure Dom
- Therapy is for everyone (even vampires!)
- An enemy rises from the grave
- Sassy side characters (and a budding side-character romance!)
- Plus dollification, forced O’s, blood & biting (duh), PEGGING, primal play, and pierced everything…
- Extended found family & big feels mixed with murd3ur
- The conclusion of the Trinity of Blood saga
Then stake YOUR claim with Max, Damon & Star in Come Out & Prey!
Come Out & Prey is part three in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. This final time-jump will see our vampire throuple joining up with the existing Strange Vacationland crew* in present-day Maine, strengthening their bond, and finishing those demons once and for all to stake their rightful claim on eternal happiness.
*It’s highly recommended that you read our side characters’ tales (Be Not Afraidand You Can’t Get There From Here) before Come Out & Prey. You can find them both in the Strange Vacationland ebook collection, direct from C’s store.
Then stake your claim with Max, Damon & Star in Come Out & Prey!
VAMPIRES TOTALLY SUCK IS HERE
Trinity of Blood, Part Two • Available Only in My Direct Store!
Art by the totally radical Lemonade Doodles & design by me (C)!
Hottie vampires Max & Damon from Bury Me With My Boots On return in Part TWO of the MM -> MMF Trinity of Blood saga: Vampires Totally Suck, available now!
This installment is set in the 1980s and introduces their “third” – Valley Girl turned goth heroine, Star!
Yes, you WILL need to re-read VTS as it’s been completely re-edited and expanded from the original version! Check the series page for details!
IF YOU LOVE (complete Content, Tropes, Kinks & Triggers list HERE):
- Vampire romance
- 1980s mall vibes
- Polyam MMF with an established MM couple
- A snarky Valley Girl turned goth heroine
- A Hawaiian print-wearing sunshine vampire who’s filthy in bed
- A broody boy vampire who’s totally emo
- Pretty girls (and boys) who love makeup
- “I bit her/him so they’re mine”
- Repeated defiling of the satin lining of various coffins
- Pussy worship & DVP with pierced equipment
- Murder as a love language
- Sweary dialogue & dark humor with kink & big feels
Then take an epic journey with Damon, Max, and Star in Vampires Totally Suck!
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Vampires Totally Suck is Part Two in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. There will be three time jumps (1885, 1985, and present day) for these immortal characters as they follow their fate and face the demons on their trail.
Cover (and interior) Art by LEMONADE DOODLES.
Yes, there will be an audiobook after the full Trinity is complete! And you have from now until March 28th to read all three parts in my direct author store.
BURY ME WITH MY BOOTS ON HAS ARRIVED!
Trinity of Blood, Part One • Available Only in My Direct Store!
There’s a new marshal in town!
Bury Me With My Boots On, Part One of the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga, is officially here in deluxe ebook format with full-color interior art!
𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘 (and see the full Content, Tropes, Kinks & Triggers list HERE):
- Hottie Vampires
- MM romance
- Old West gothic vibes
- Broody black cat x murderous golden retriever
- A pleasure Dom who will give you intimacy AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
- There’s blood & gore but it’s foreplay
- Plus a blood kink & biting (duh), knife play, pain slut, altar-fucking, makeup & smexy underthings…
- Fated mates & found family
Then saddle up with Damon & Max in Bury Me With My Boots On!
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Bury Me With My Boots On is Part One in the Trinity of Blood vampire romance MM to MMF saga. There will be three time jumps (1885, 1985, and present day) for these immortal characters as they follow their fate and face the demons on their trail.
Cover (and interior) Art by LEMONADE DOODLES.
Notizia Fantastica: Herculeia is Getting the Italian Treatment
And RARE Florence preorder now Live!
That’s right! The Herculeia Duet is being translated into Italian!
The wonderful Jessica at Ink Literary PR&Translations is handling this project, and I am VERY EXCITED!
the covers (and titles??) are TBD for the Italian editions (and of course, my patrons will be the FIRST to see), but I’m sure the question on everyone’s mind is how do I get my paws on these puppies?
Well, the first place Herculeia Italiano will be available is at RARE Florence, next October! And you know what that means – my PREORDER – with the Herc Italian editions included – is now open (and CLOSES JULY 31):
My 2026 Event Pre-Orders are ALIIIIVE!
Including something extra witchy…
A special edition Yaga’s Riders omnibus with art by Marta of Into the Forest!
Featuring:
- Foiled hardcover
- Printed edges
- Complete trilogy + bonus content (800+ pages!)
- Full page b/w character art chapter headers (also available as an art print pack)
And something SUPER queer (all my books are queer, let’s be real):
The Not All Himbos Wear Capes special edition hardcover with dust jacket by Lemonade Doodles will be available (and Lem herself will also be there to sign alongside me!)
What else is on the order forms?
- A smutty variety of signed paperbacks + swag!
- So. Many. Art print BUNDLES! (Because I WON’T be bringing all my art with me…)
In general, it’s best to pre-order, since ya girl is usually flying and half my suitcase is reserved for hair products (And all pre-orders get a tote!)
So without further ado…
**What’s Next for C?**
How ’bout some hot, queer vampires in the Wild West?
So you might remember our 1980s vampires, Max & Damon (from the MMF “Vampires Totally Suck” in the Creepy Court anthology)…
Well now ya girl is saddling up and heading to the Old West, to FINALLY write our boys’ original MM meet-cute in 1885 – Bury Me With My Boots On!
So first comes this 1880s MM prequel (and please enjoy the aesthetic edit I created like a TRUE Bookstagrammer), followed by an expansion of Vampires Totally Suck…
Because those who’ve read it know, our ex-bestie Heather deserved much worse so – as promised – I’ll be writing that gorier ending (and adding extra spice, duh)… whiiiich will then set off a series of unfortunate events that lead into part 3: Come Out and Prey!
The conclusion will be set right here in my home state of creepy AF Maine, which will tie our vamps into the Strange Vacationland universe (and tie up all their loose, bloody ends…).
And yes, Miss ma’am @lemonade_doodles is signed on to illustrate ALL THE THINGS.
If you want to see the aesthetics for parts 2 & 3 (and get a little more info on the release “plans”), head to my Pates to sub or even just join as a FREE follower. I’ll share them elsewhere eventually but not anytime soon…
I also shared some “comps” – comparables – I came up with to better share the vibes you can expect. It’s something I’ve been meaning to get better at when it comes to talking about my books. Anything to bring the hype and attract new readers to my unique brand of chaos!
And be sure to keep following me in all the places for pre-order alerts, and if you want to read Vampires Totally Suck before it changes, you can find it in my author shop, in the Strange Vacationland ebook collection (convenient button below!).
Now who’s excited for hot, queer vampires??
Interstellar Love Song has Landed!
Which means the Villains in Space trilogy is COMPLETE!
::Ground Control to Major Space Sloots!::
Interstellar Love Song – book 3 in C. Rochelle’s Villains in Space trilogy – is here! This means you can now safely climb aboard this spice-station and hang on for the wild ride…
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Let me tell you, I was sobbing tears of joy while reading this. Every single character feels like family to me, and knowing this trilogy ended on such a happy note made me so emotional. Rochelle’s writing is always incredible, and the way she immerses me in whatever location the characters end up in is nothing short of magical. —Jan
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ”The last book was full of danger, hilarious banter, spicy times, and appearances from our favorite earthlings! It also had some very healing moments for both Ziggy and Micah. Twists and turns with a big bad, a wedding, a pregnancy… this final book will keep you on your toes, smiling, and swooning.” —BobbiJo
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Micah and Ziggy have come a long way since their first introduction in the main series — Ziggy, arguably, most of all. The overall story was excellent, especially the ways that all the characters tie in and the way things connect in the end. The pacing was perfect too. The spice was spicin’ as it always is. I’m sad that the story is over but I can’t wait to see where she takes us next!” —Cas
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Villains in Space is in my opinion tragically under-hyped. I have adored Ziggy and Micah since the start, and their character growth and the progression of their relationship has been such an enjoyable ride. If you love MM romance, great plot, space adventures, and laugh out loud humour, definitely pick up this series!!” —bookygirl
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IF YOU LOVE:
• Queer joy! In space!
• Established MM couple with mutual obsession
• Both our Bad B’s level up
• Ziggy proposes (multiple times… with so many missed social cues…)
• They finally get space married, byeeee
• Yes, There Will Be Mpreg
• Oops! We gotta save the universe
• Slooty switches (on page!), primal, br33ding (FR), smex pollen, size difference… plus the usual d!rty talk, somno, Tendril Touchy Time & spicy skinsuit closet shenanigans you crave
• Grumpy/sunshine, hurt/comfort, found family & all the schmoopy feels
• The usual unhinged humor + witty banter
• Sci-fi lite
• A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read Earth Boys Are Easy AND Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy first!)
Climb aboard for the conclusion of Villains in Space!
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Interstellar Love Song is the FINAL book in the Villains in Space trilogy. You will want to read Earth Boys Are Easy (VIS, book 1) first, which occurs after Enter the Multi-Vers (Villainous Things, Book 4) – while Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (VIS, book 2) occurs after Rabble: End Game (VT, 5) and Villainous All the Way (VT 6/Bonus tales). While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more backstory if you do.
Interstellar Content, Tropes, Kinks & Triggers
The infamous, mile-long list is LIVE!
Space Daddy AUDIO Has Landed!
The AUDIOBOOK for C. Rochelle’s Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (Villains in Space, book 2) has arrived!
Blast off with narrators Gabriel Michael and Nick J. Russo as our favorite space sloots, Micah & Ziggy!
Are you prepped for Space Daddy?
• Green. Flag. Men. (One is still kinda morally gray tho…)
• Established MM couple (and the mutual obsession is going strong)
• Micah levels up as a space wizard, y’all!
• Ziggy definitely has a thing for Commander Babygirl (& FINALLY says the L-word!)
• Just a pair of keencky sloots enjoying the alien peen buffet from Space Daddy’s skinsuit closet
• Questionable adoption of a ferocious creature (who’s really just a baby)
• Spice melange but make it a witchy bish crystal
• Sci-fi lite
• A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read/listen to Earth Boys Are Easy first for the relationship arc)
Gorgeous art all around by my stellar collision Lemonade Doodles
While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more backstory if you do. However, you can safely start your adventure with Earth Boys and Space Daddy before orbiting back to the series that started it all.
**BIG FREAKIN’ NEWS**
Not All Himbos Wear Capes is Getting a Graphic Novel!
Patrons heard it first (of course), and now I’m happy – no, PUMPED – to share the news that Not All Himbos Wear Capes (book 1 in the Villainous Things series) will be made into a manga-style graphic novel by Talescape for the worldwide English market! And HUGE thanks to my agent, Vikki at Literati Media for making this happen – woot!!!
For or those who don’t know, Not All Himbos Wear Capes started as a silly little serial on the Pates back in summer 2022 (with a weird collage cover I slapped together for funsies), but my patrons SAW what I was doing and convinced me to publish this unique tale of star-crossed, superpowered (and super spicy) lovers… and the rest was history.
Now 5 (6!) books (plus lovely special editions by Lemonade Doodles) later – look how far we’ve come… and I can’t WAIT to see where we’ll go from here.
While I don’t have a solid release date yet, check out my initial post on Patreon (all paid tiers), for a deeper dive into what I know right now, sample art from Talescape, and my future, Villains in Space-related plans with bestie Lem. This is also where I’ll be sharing ALL the juicy details as they become available, because that’s where it all began… (but yes, the public will also remain informed!)
The Villainous All the Way AUDIOBOOK is Live!
For those who don’t know, Villainous All the Way is a sweet n spicy collection of bonus tales, first (and still!) shared on Patreon (MVPs of DP+), featuring the guys and gals (and nonbinary aliens) from the superhero x villain MM+ (& FF!) romance series – Villainous Things (along with the MCs of the Villains in Space spin-off trilogy)!
Space Daddy Has Landed!
And the AUDIOBOOK will arrive on September 23rd
::Climb Aboard, Space Sloots!::
Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy – book 2 in C. Rochelle’s Villains in Space spin-off* trilogy – is here!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy was absolutely fantastic!! I’ll never get tired of Micah and Ziggy, these two are just perfection. The banter, nerdiness, sexy times, love, devotion, and more between these two is just so freaking swoon-worthy. ” —Lizs.book.nook
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ”Space Daddy & Commander Babygirl are one of my favourite couples ever. The storyline in this book is also so well done, it keeps you on your toes and has you at the edge of the seat the whole time wondering what is going to happen to these boys & their adopted ferocious & precious alien baby.” —Shyanne
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The book is full of delightful (and k!nky) moments between our two space babygirls and lots of humor as well as some deeper moments which I adored so much. I love how we get to explore the emotional side of their established relationship and see it develop and deepen.” —Maaren
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The twists and turns in this one were SO good, peak C. Rochelle genius, imo. And the skinsuit collection exploration too… All the steamy scenes were great, honestly, although I think this installment was much more plot forward! I am super excited to see where their next adventure takes them, especially with all the juicy reveals we got in this installment!” —Cas
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “TLDR; Micah is a celestial catastrophe/space wizard and ZIGGY IS DOING HIS BEST!!! I will read cozy sloots in space adventures as long as C. keeps writing them.” —HopeItsRomance
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𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘:
- Green. Flag. Men. (One is still kinda morally gray tho…)
- Established MM couple (and the mutual obsession is going strong)
- Micah levels up as a space wizard, y’all!
- Ziggy definitely has a thing for Commander Babygirl (& FINALLY says the L-word!)
- Just a pair of keencky sloots enjoying the alien peen buffet from Space Daddy’s skinsuit closet
- Questionable adoption of a ferocious creature (who’s really just a baby)
- Grumpy/sunshine, hurt/comfort, found family & all the schmoopy feels
- The usual unhinged humor + witty banter
- Sci-fi lite
- Spice melange but make it a witchy bitch crystal
- A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read Earth Boys first for the relationship arc)
Then straddle this spice-station and hang on for the ride!
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Please note: Villains in Space will be a trilogy, with the same couple growing together throughout and mini plot conclusions with each book. You will want to read Earth Boys Are Easy (book 1) before blasting off with Space Daddy for the full relationship arc.
*While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more universe backstory if you do. However, you can safely start your adventure with Earth Boys and Space Daddy before orbiting back to the series that started it all.
New Look, Same Space Sloots!
Surprise, Earthlings! The EBOOK* for Earth Boys Are Easy (Villains in Space, book 1) by C. Rochelle has a brand new look, in preparation for the release of Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (book 2) in April.
Oh, you haven’t experienced the extra spicy “sci-fi lite” adventures of nerdy-hot superhero, Micah (aka, babygirl) and his hot-bod body snatching alien boyfriend, Ziggy Andromeda (aka, Space Daddy)?
Well then, climb aboard this spice station, starting with Earth Boys Are Easy, in ebook or audio (narrated by Nick J. Russo & Gabriel Michael).
But that’s not all…
If you enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy (but wished it had MORE F*KING and FANCY PEENS), then this is the place for you!
*BEFORE ANYONE PANICS: The gorgeous (pink!) paperback by Lemonade Doodles is NOT going anywhere. In fact, you can snag it SIGNED whenever you want, DIRECT from my shop!
So, you wanna be my space sloot?
Villainous Things Candles by Sanctum Flames
Photo by @mm.book.obsession
You can now get your claws on ALL THREE sets of Villainous Things candles (& melts/diffusers) from Sanctum Flames!
Xander & Butch (Not All Himbos Wear Capes): Butterscotch • Smoke • Bourbon • Boot licking good
Simon & Wolfy (Gentlemen Prefer Villains): Leather • Lavender • Bergamot • Hand necklaces
Balty & Zion (Putting Out for a Hero): Musk • Lavender • Coral • Princess Tutus
Dre, Gabe & Theo (Enter the Multi-Vers): Oak • Vanilla • Elderberry • Twin Sammiches
Vi & Kai (Rabble: End Game): Coconut • Passionfruit • Pineapple • Mommy’s Little Princess
Micah & Ziggy (Villains in Space): Popcorn • Caramel • Milk • Space Sloots