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The Renegade Romance Herculeia Reprint Sale is LIVE!

It’s tiiiime for the much-anticipated reprint event of the Renegade Romance Herculeia omnibus!
Patrons can sink their claws into this (formerly Book Harvest exclusive) limited edition paperback, illustrated by Lemonade Doodles and signed (via bookplate) by BOTH Lem and me.
The book itself is $ 70 (less than it was for BH), is LIMITED EDITION*, and is ONLY being offered to my paid patrons to save April of Renegade’s sanity.
Please remember: You have until April 17th to snag this beauty. REMAIN CALM (and kind).
*I do not know if this will be offered again (especially as April of Renegade so kindly squeezed this reprint into her busy schedule in the first place), so if you want it, snag it.
If you have any questions about this reprint sale, please direct them toward April/Renegade Romance (not me).
Trinity of Blood Cover Reveal & Preorder(s)
Trinity of Blood: The Complete Saga by C. Rochelle is finally within reach!



At long last, you can secure Bury Me With My Boots On, Vampires Totally Suck, and Come Out & Prey – all in one tasty, thicc package.
What IS Trinity of Blood?
For fans of Anne Rice’s Vampire Chronicles, Tombstone, The Lost Boys, and True Blood, the Trinity of Blood MM -> MMF vampire romance saga follows a triad of fated mates as they cross oceans of time, face the demons on their trail, and stake their claim on the happiness they deserve.
Told in three grounded, time period novellas—spanning the Old West, the L.A. goth scene of the 1980s, and present day Maine—Trinity of Blood is a queer, paranormal romance that is both darkly humorous and deeply healing.
IF YOU LOVE:
• Hot, queer vampires
• MM -> MMF polyam romance
• Gothic vibes
• Three time periods: 1885, 1985, 2026
• Fated mates & found family
• Black cat, golden retriever & Doberman
• Southeast Asian MMC
• Healing from trauma
• Spicy as hell
• Murder (and revenge) as a love language
Then sink your fangs into the COMPLETE Trinity of Blood vampire romance saga!
Notizia Fantastica: Herculeia is Getting the Italian Treatment
And RARE Florence preorder now Live!




That’s right! The Herculeia Duet is being translated into Italian!
The wonderful Jessica at Ink Literary PR&Translations is handling this project, and I am VERY EXCITED!
the covers (and titles??) are TBD for the Italian editions (and of course, my patrons will be the FIRST to see), but I’m sure the question on everyone’s mind is how do I get my paws on these puppies?
Well, the first place Herculeia Italiano will be available is at RARE Florence, next October! And you know what that means – my PREORDER – with the Herc Italian editions included – is now open (and CLOSES JULY 31):
My 2026 Event Pre-Orders are ALIIIIVE!




Including something extra witchy…
A special edition Yaga’s Riders omnibus with art by Marta of Into the Forest!
Featuring:
- Foiled hardcover
- Printed edges
- Complete trilogy + bonus content (800+ pages!)
- Full page b/w character art chapter headers (also available as an art print pack)
And something SUPER queer (all my books are queer, let’s be real):
The Not All Himbos Wear Capes special edition hardcover with dust jacket by Lemonade Doodles will be available (and Lem herself will also be there to sign alongside me!)


What else is on the order forms?
- A smutty variety of signed paperbacks + swag!
- So. Many. Art print BUNDLES! (Because I WON’T be bringing all my art with me…)

In general, it’s best to pre-order, since ya girl is usually flying and half my suitcase is reserved for hair products (And all pre-orders get a tote!)
So without further ado…
Interstellar Love Song has Landed!
Which means the Villains in Space trilogy is COMPLETE!



::Ground Control to Major Space Sloots!::
Interstellar Love Song – book 3 in C. Rochelle’s Villains in Space trilogy – is here! This means you can now safely climb aboard this spice-station and hang on for the wild ride…
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Let me tell you, I was sobbing tears of joy while reading this. Every single character feels like family to me, and knowing this trilogy ended on such a happy note made me so emotional. Rochelle’s writing is always incredible, and the way she immerses me in whatever location the characters end up in is nothing short of magical. —Jan
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ”The last book was full of danger, hilarious banter, spicy times, and appearances from our favorite earthlings! It also had some very healing moments for both Ziggy and Micah. Twists and turns with a big bad, a wedding, a pregnancy… this final book will keep you on your toes, smiling, and swooning.” —BobbiJo
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Micah and Ziggy have come a long way since their first introduction in the main series — Ziggy, arguably, most of all. The overall story was excellent, especially the ways that all the characters tie in and the way things connect in the end. The pacing was perfect too. The spice was spicin’ as it always is. I’m sad that the story is over but I can’t wait to see where she takes us next!” —Cas
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Villains in Space is in my opinion tragically under-hyped. I have adored Ziggy and Micah since the start, and their character growth and the progression of their relationship has been such an enjoyable ride. If you love MM romance, great plot, space adventures, and laugh out loud humour, definitely pick up this series!!” —bookygirl
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IF YOU LOVE:
• Queer joy! In space!
• Established MM couple with mutual obsession
• Both our Bad B’s level up
• Ziggy proposes (multiple times… with so many missed social cues…)
• They finally get space married, byeeee
• Yes, There Will Be Mpreg
• Oops! We gotta save the universe
• Slooty switches (on page!), primal, br33ding (FR), smex pollen, size difference… plus the usual d!rty talk, somno, Tendril Touchy Time & spicy skinsuit closet shenanigans you crave
• Grumpy/sunshine, hurt/comfort, found family & all the schmoopy feels
• The usual unhinged humor + witty banter
• Sci-fi lite
• A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read Earth Boys Are Easy AND Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy first!)
Climb aboard for the conclusion of Villains in Space!
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Interstellar Love Song is the FINAL book in the Villains in Space trilogy. You will want to read Earth Boys Are Easy (VIS, book 1) first, which occurs after Enter the Multi-Vers (Villainous Things, Book 4) – while Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (VIS, book 2) occurs after Rabble: End Game (VT, 5) and Villainous All the Way (VT 6/Bonus tales). While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more backstory if you do.
Interstellar Content, Tropes, Kinks & Triggers
The infamous, mile-long list is LIVE!


Space Daddy AUDIO Has Landed!

The AUDIOBOOK for C. Rochelle’s Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (Villains in Space, book 2) has arrived!
Blast off with narrators Gabriel Michael and Nick J. Russo as our favorite space sloots, Micah & Ziggy!
Are you prepped for Space Daddy?
• Green. Flag. Men. (One is still kinda morally gray tho…)
• Established MM couple (and the mutual obsession is going strong)
• Micah levels up as a space wizard, y’all!
• Ziggy definitely has a thing for Commander Babygirl (& FINALLY says the L-word!)
• Just a pair of keencky sloots enjoying the alien peen buffet from Space Daddy’s skinsuit closet
• Questionable adoption of a ferocious creature (who’s really just a baby)
• Spice melange but make it a witchy bish crystal
• Sci-fi lite
• A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read/listen to Earth Boys Are Easy first for the relationship arc)
Gorgeous art all around by my stellar collision Lemonade Doodles
While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more backstory if you do. However, you can safely start your adventure with Earth Boys and Space Daddy before orbiting back to the series that started it all.
**BIG FREAKIN’ NEWS**
Not All Himbos Wear Capes is Getting a Graphic Novel!

Patrons heard it first (of course), and now I’m happy – no, PUMPED – to share the news that Not All Himbos Wear Capes (book 1 in the Villainous Things series) will be made into a manga-style graphic novel by Talescape for the worldwide English market! And HUGE thanks to my agent, Vikki at Literati Media for making this happen – woot!!!
For or those who don’t know, Not All Himbos Wear Capes started as a silly little serial on the Pates back in summer 2022 (with a weird collage cover I slapped together for funsies), but my patrons SAW what I was doing and convinced me to publish this unique tale of star-crossed, superpowered (and super spicy) lovers… and the rest was history.
Now 5 (6!) books (plus lovely special editions by Lemonade Doodles) later – look how far we’ve come… and I can’t WAIT to see where we’ll go from here.
While I don’t have a solid release date yet, check out my initial post on Patreon (all paid tiers), for a deeper dive into what I know right now, sample art from Talescape, and my future, Villains in Space-related plans with bestie Lem. This is also where I’ll be sharing ALL the juicy details as they become available, because that’s where it all began… (but yes, the public will also remain informed!)
The Villainous All the Way AUDIOBOOK is Live!

For those who don’t know, Villainous All the Way is a sweet n spicy collection of bonus tales, first (and still!) shared on Patreon (MVPs of DP+), featuring the guys and gals (and nonbinary aliens) from the superhero x villain MM+ (& FF!) romance series – Villainous Things (along with the MCs of the Villains in Space spin-off trilogy)!
Space Daddy Has Landed!
And the AUDIOBOOK will arrive on September 23rd



::Climb Aboard, Space Sloots!::
Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy – book 2 in C. Rochelle’s Villains in Space spin-off* trilogy – is here!
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy was absolutely fantastic!! I’ll never get tired of Micah and Ziggy, these two are just perfection. The banter, nerdiness, sexy times, love, devotion, and more between these two is just so freaking swoon-worthy. ” —Lizs.book.nook
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ”Space Daddy & Commander Babygirl are one of my favourite couples ever. The storyline in this book is also so well done, it keeps you on your toes and has you at the edge of the seat the whole time wondering what is going to happen to these boys & their adopted ferocious & precious alien baby.” —Shyanne
⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The book is full of delightful (and k!nky) moments between our two space babygirls and lots of humor as well as some deeper moments which I adored so much. I love how we get to explore the emotional side of their established relationship and see it develop and deepen.” —Maaren
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “The twists and turns in this one were SO good, peak C. Rochelle genius, imo. And the skinsuit collection exploration too… All the steamy scenes were great, honestly, although I think this installment was much more plot forward! I am super excited to see where their next adventure takes them, especially with all the juicy reveals we got in this installment!” —Cas
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “TLDR; Micah is a celestial catastrophe/space wizard and ZIGGY IS DOING HIS BEST!!! I will read cozy sloots in space adventures as long as C. keeps writing them.” —HopeItsRomance
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𝗜𝗙 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗟𝗢𝗩𝗘:
- Green. Flag. Men. (One is still kinda morally gray tho…)
- Established MM couple (and the mutual obsession is going strong)
- Micah levels up as a space wizard, y’all!
- Ziggy definitely has a thing for Commander Babygirl (& FINALLY says the L-word!)
- Just a pair of keencky sloots enjoying the alien peen buffet from Space Daddy’s skinsuit closet
- Questionable adoption of a ferocious creature (who’s really just a baby)
- Grumpy/sunshine, hurt/comfort, found family & all the schmoopy feels
- The usual unhinged humor + witty banter
- Sci-fi lite
- Spice melange but make it a witchy bitch crystal
- A standalone adventure (but you DO need to read Earth Boys first for the relationship arc)
Then straddle this spice-station and hang on for the ride!
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Please note: Villains in Space will be a trilogy, with the same couple growing together throughout and mini plot conclusions with each book. You will want to read Earth Boys Are Easy (book 1) before blasting off with Space Daddy for the full relationship arc.
*While you do not need to read Villainous Things before Villains in Space, you will get more universe backstory if you do. However, you can safely start your adventure with Earth Boys and Space Daddy before orbiting back to the series that started it all.
New Look, Same Space Sloots!


Surprise, Earthlings! The EBOOK* for Earth Boys Are Easy (Villains in Space, book 1) by C. Rochelle has a brand new look, in preparation for the release of Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy (book 2) in April.
Oh, you haven’t experienced the extra spicy “sci-fi lite” adventures of nerdy-hot superhero, Micah (aka, babygirl) and his hot-bod body snatching alien boyfriend, Ziggy Andromeda (aka, Space Daddy)?
Well then, climb aboard this spice station, starting with Earth Boys Are Easy, in ebook or audio (narrated by Nick J. Russo & Gabriel Michael).
But that’s not all…
If you enjoyed Guardians of the Galaxy (but wished it had MORE F*KING and FANCY PEENS), then this is the place for you!
*BEFORE ANYONE PANICS: The gorgeous (pink!) paperback by Lemonade Doodles is NOT going anywhere. In fact, you can snag it SIGNED whenever you want, DIRECT from my shop!
So, you wanna be my space sloot?
Villainous Things Candles by Sanctum Flames

Photo by @mm.book.obsession




You can now get your claws on ALL THREE sets of Villainous Things candles (& melts/diffusers) from Sanctum Flames!
Xander & Butch (Not All Himbos Wear Capes): Butterscotch • Smoke • Bourbon • Boot licking good
Simon & Wolfy (Gentlemen Prefer Villains): Leather • Lavender • Bergamot • Hand necklaces
Balty & Zion (Putting Out for a Hero): Musk • Lavender • Coral • Princess Tutus
Dre, Gabe & Theo (Enter the Multi-Vers): Oak • Vanilla • Elderberry • Twin Sammiches
Vi & Kai (Rabble: End Game): Coconut • Passionfruit • Pineapple • Mommy’s Little Princess
Micah & Ziggy (Villains in Space): Popcorn • Caramel • Milk • Space Sloots


