**UPDATED EBOOK** Tales from Strange Vacationland Collection (Be Not Afraid & You Can’t Get There from Here)

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Be Not Afraid and You Can’t Get There from Here, novellas both previously published in separate anthologies, offer a glimpse into the backstory of side characters featured in the forthcoming Trinity of Blood saga (Bury Me With My Boots On, Vampires Totally Suck* and Come Out & Prey).

In the future, this mini collection will best be read chronologically between Vampires Totally Suck (Trinity of Blood, Part Two) and Come Out & Prey (Part Three).

*DEC. 2025 UPDATE: Vampires Totally Suck, previously the third story included in Tales from Strange Vacationland, has been removed from this collection (and the price decreased accordingly). The story is currently being updated and expanded as Part Two of the Trinity of Blood compilation.

Learn more about the Trinity of Blood release schedule and preorder Bury Me With My Boots On, HERE.

Learn more about the Strange Vacationland Monsterverse here.

Description

Be Not Afraid

Silent night… Holey night…

All is not calm when Magdalena stumbles home the morning after Halloween in a nun’s habit and meets the hottest man she’s ever seen. The only problem? He’s a priest.

Father Brennan is a mystery and a temptation rolled into one sinful package, and it’s unclear if heaven or hell awaits. What’s an impure girl to do but get on her knees and pray for salvation?

Divine intervention unexpectedly arrives one night to answer her prayers. All that’s left is for this little sinner to decide if facing a biblically accurate nightmare is worth making all her wet dreams come true.

Content Notes, Kinks & Tropes: MMF with MM scenes, sweary dialogue and naughty humor, taboo/religious/priest fetish, primal chase, role play, orgasm denial/edging, spanking, use of toys, medium-dark with general weirdness.

Potential Triggers: So much blasphemy, horror vibes, parental neglect and past betrayal by a close friend, mild (but devoted) stalking by sexy psychopath monster, hint of somnophilia with non/dubious consent (depending on your personal definitions) that turns into enthusiastic consent.


You Can’t Get There from Here

My, what big teeth you have.

That was my first thought the night a mysterious creature chased me down in the forest surrounding my family’s remote Maine cabin. My second thought was wondering how those fangs would feel on my skin.

For reasons I didn’t understand, I surrendered to him, but he allowed me to escape instead. Years later, back at the cabin, I discover the creature is still haunting these woods.

And this time?

He has no intention of letting me go.

Content Notes, Kinks & Tropes: MF, Size difference, a heroine well-versed in monster romance, fated mates, consensual chase scene and primal play, scenting, breeding kink, knotting with mating bites, sweary dirty dialogue & naughty humor, a touch of medium-darkness with general weirdness.

Potential Triggers: Fear (both as a teenager and adult), isolated cabin in the dark woods, NATURE, Stephen King creepy horror vibes, a legendary cryptid lovingly obsessed with (and slightly stalking) their human.


This book is around 25k words (roughly 130 pages if it were in print) and contains both tales as they originally appeared in their respective anthologies.

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