*SCRATCH & DENT SALE* Not All Himbos Wear Capes (Villainous Things, book 1) – Signed Paperback

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Original price was: $25.00.Current price is: $20.00.

**PLEASE NOTE: These are SCRATCH AND DENT versions of Not All Himbos Wear Capes. Damage ranges from scuffed spines to bent front and back covers and interior pages. By buying this product, you are acknowledging that you will receive a less-than-perfect copy. These are first come first serve.**

Paperback, signed by me/C. Rochelle, that comes with a bookmark + 1 sticker.

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Xander

Big City is supposedly the place where dreams come true. As someone just trying to live my life, I can tell you, it’s more like a recurring nightmare where dreams get c*ckblocked at every turn.

Especially if you’re a supervillain like me.

The irony is that I have zero powers, despite coming from purebred villain stock, but try telling that to Big City’s beloved hero, Captain Masculine.

This himbo is ruining my research, and if his firepower doesn’t kill me, the sight of him in Lycra surely will. Luckily—or unluckily, in my opinion—my bestie just signed me up for the Bangers dating app and found my perfect match.

If this isn’t the start of my villain arc, I don’t know what is.

Butch

It’s hard feeling like I have to wear a mask every day—that the only value I bring to the table is the sparkling image others have created for me.

Such is the life of being Captain Masculine, Big City’s greatest superhero. This is the existence I was destined for, and I will gladly defend this city against every threat to its people.

Except Doctor Antihero.

I’ve seen countless villains come and go, but something about Antihero intrigues me more than the usual hero-villain encounters should.

It’s because of him that I impulsively signed up for a dating app, hoping a meaningless fling with a local normie will help get my head back in the game. The truth is, what I really want is someone who sees me—the man behind the mask.

But that’s a luxury no superhero can afford.


The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot. You should read them in order (starting with Not All Himbos Wear Capes)

Learn more about Villainous Things – including a full list of kinks, content, and triggers – HERE


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Weight 1 kg

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