Description
The Trinity of Blood MM–> MMF vampire romance saga includes Bury Me With My Boots On (1885), Vampires Totally Suck (1985), and Come Out & Prey (2026).
Cover and interior art by my eternal companion, Lemonade Doodles.
This complete saga follows a triad of fated mates as they cross oceans of time, face the demons on their trail, and stake their claim on the happiness they deserve. Told in three grounded, time period novellas—spanning the Old West, the L.A. goth scene of the 1980s, and present day Maine—Trinity of Blood is a queer, paranormal romance that is both darkly humorous and deeply healing.
Learn more about Trinity of Blood and the Strange Vacationland monsterverse HERE.
PATREON SECTION
Inscriptions/Personalizations: All books WILL be signed, although, I can no longer offer personalization for large drops, due to volume/personal capacity. Please don’t take that as permission to disrespectfully resell MY hard work for exorbitant amounts to your fellow readers.
U.S.-Based SHIPPING:
Shipping will be calculated based on your cart contents once you’ve entered your shipping address/details.
International (Non U.S.) SHIPPING:
International shipping will be calculated automatically on checkout for international customers in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and the United Kingdom. If you require shipping to a different country (not in the EU), please email store@c-rochelle.com with your full mailing address and items you wish to order to request a custom quote.
EU RESIDENTS: Please be advised that, due to recent regulatory changes, I can no longer feasibly ship to the EU. If you are using a US-based address (e.g. via Stackry or similar forwarding service), you can check out normally.
**PLEASE NOTE** If the “Shipping” field is blank at checkout after you’ve input your shipping address or returns a $0 value, THIS IS AN ERROR. Please email store@c-rochelle.com before completing your purchase. Otherwise, we’ll be reaching out to provide an invoice to cover any unpaid shipping costs.
SHIPPING TIMELINE:
Barring unforeseen circumstances, I’m estimating these special editions will ship out in mid-late October, after I return from RARE Florence. I will keep everyone informed if there are delays.
FAQs
What do you mean by limited quantity, not time? This is an open preorder starting June 1st for paid patrons (with BONUS goodies included) and free patrons/newsletter subscribers starting June 8th, but I will be monitoring quantities during the month of June before deciding whether to open it up to the public.
IF I haven’t yet hit my capacity by the 28th, I will open it up to the public (and leave it open through end of July or until my capacity is hit). If I HAVE hit my capacity by the 28th, I will NOT open it up to the public, and close it down to patrons/newsletter at the end of June (with a LAST CALL, of course). My suggestion is to get your order in during June, just to be safe.
What’s included with the book(s)? The signed 5.5×8.5″ FOILED hardcover, with dust jacket and printed edges, with the bonus epilogue and full-color art inside.
[For PAID PATRONS ONLY, I will be including three (3) 2.75×4.75″ foiled tarot cards and a NSFW page overlay. For Smut Stalkers specifically, I will also be throwing in a 5×7″ SFW – but bloody – art print of Max in Old West garb.]
What if I want the extra goodies? Join/upgrade to my Patreon at Big Sinners and above HERE. Sanctum Flames also just launched a pre-sale of their own, with a set of THREE candles (etc) inspired by our favorite vampire throuple. Go HERE to learn more and purchase your set.
What if I want to add on more items from your store? Please place a separate order. You may wish to save on shipping but I wish to save my sanity. Thank you.
Will you offer them again? A future reprint sale is not entirely off the table, but details and timing are very much based on demand. However, this special edition will start showing up on my event preorder forms in 2027 and remain there!
And before you ask… YES THERE WILL BE ANOTHER VILLAINOUS THINGS REPRINT SALE DON’T YOU WORRY, VILLAINS! (Probably at the beginning of next calendar year because first, I need to release a couple bonus collections…)
Find more information on my Special Edition and Store FAQ page here.
I appreciate your patience with this one-woman-show, little smut engine that could!
Excited for what’s next? Stay tuned for future special editions and other goodies.










