(MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)
Please Note: Each tale gets its own CW/TW list, but we’ll start with a general list.
Scroll down for the other books in the series & please do not hesitate to email C. directly with any questions or suggestions for adding to the TWs.
General CW/TWs
(And yes, I know that MM/FF/nonbinary are NOT tropes, kinks, or triggers—it was just easiest for me to list everything altogether.)
• Campy superhero & villain vibes.
• MM+ Romance.
• FF Romance.
• Nonbinary aliens who prefer to present as (Earthling) men.
• Multiple POVs.
• The Rabble being merciless (both in person and in the infamous chat).
• Wolfy does the most and we don’t deserve him.
• Fated mates & found family.
• SO MUCH (some might say excessive) spice & schmoop.
• Casual and not-so-casual psychopaths experiencing possessive, mutual obsession.
• Sweary dialogue and absolutely filthy dirty talk.
• The banter is foreplay.
• Naughty, medium-dark humor.
• Using religious phrases in an overtly sexual context (oh, my God/Jesus Christ), along with the repeated use of (accurate) words like slut/brat/whore/cockslut/fucktoy, etc.
• Morally gray characters (“heroes” and “villains”).
• An absolutely bastardized mix of (not Canadian) French and British/American English known as “Simon Speak” (eg Très merveilleux, which I know full well is not the correct way to say marvelous, but Simon does not give a fuck, cabbage).
• Cutesy pet names and honorifics.
• Shitty parents for everyone (and the ongoing individual/collective healing from associated generational trauma).
• A cutthroat, dubious moral code for supes that isn’t meant to be understood by normies. (“It’s how the game is played.”)
Dock the Halls: A Villainous Xmas Special (Xander & Butch)
TIMELINE: Dock the Halls takes place a few months after the end of Not All Himbos Wear Capes (and the bonus epilogue: Only Good Boys Get to Top Their Xaddys).
• A CNC Christmas sweater situation.
• Butch gravely misunderstanding the rules of the annual, cutthroat Suarez White Elephant gift exchange.
• A tangled ball of Christmas lights that is NOT a Stellarian (a psychic prediction for our two psychics).
• Xander being Xaddy (with lots of Daddy kink).
• Butch being baby (and brattily swearing).
• Balty thinking he can “win Christmas.”
• Wolfgang sexily lurking in the shadows.
• A dead hero’s skull being used as a serving bowl.
• Violentia’s absence.
• A fleshlight being passed around (and eventually put to good use).
• The same with a bondage collar.
• A very drunk himbo being a (not so) good boy.
• Choking (willingly and enthusiastically) on cock.
• Light breath play
• Identity porn.
• Light degradation and heavy praise.
• Snowballing (because Daddy wants a kiss).
• EMOTIONS (ew).
• The canon event of how Wolfy won the infamous “Captain Masculine’s Favorite Brat” onesie, fair and square.
Please note: Despite the deceptive title, no actual docking takes place (although, you will find that in Himbos).
The Thing With the Fried Chicken: A Villainous V-Day Special (Xander & Butch)
TIMELINE: The Thing With the Fried Chicken takes place between Not All Himbos Wear Capes and Gentlemen Prefer Villains. (And the aftermath of Butch wearing his Valentine’s Day present while trying to work is actually roundabout mentioned in my contemporary/normie Patreon serial—Filling Holes is a Full-Time Job)
• Baby’s First Valentine’s Day.
• Blue Steel Butch is big jealous (“so fucking cute”).
• “When you act bratty, it starts, and when you swear for Daddy, it stops.”
• Yes, Moët is pronounced like Mow-et.
• Xander planning (and paying for) everything because he’s Xaddy.
• Tick Tock Diner/Barb sighting!
• So. Much. Edging. (With toys and taunts.)
• The struggle to be good is real.
• “Put the fried chicken on the nightstand, sweetheart.”
• Captain Masculine kneeling for Doctor Antihero (more identity porn, of course).
• Xander in fishnets and heels!
• Chesticle as big as dinner plates.
• Am I into this? (The answer will always be yes with these two.)
• Cum-covered supersuits.
• An extra large box of chocolates.
• The return of Butch’s “engagement ring.”
• Choking. On. Cock.
• “Don’t you dare swallow.” (All together now: Daddy wants a kiss!)
A final note that the cock ring Xander is wearing is one designed for prolonged use. Playtime-only cock rings should only be worn for 20-30 minutes tops. Always do your own research and be safe!
Til Death Do Us Part: A Villainous Wedding/Kidnapping Special (Wolfgang & Simon)
TIMELINE: Til Death Do Us Part takes place immediately after the bonus epilogue in Gentlemen Prefer Villains (called Yes Sir, Sorry Sir), and includes a BIG hint for Putting Out for a Hero (Wolfy KNOWS the most).
• The Boss making executive decisions (per usual) with a consensual kidnapping.
• Tuxes as bedroom repertoire.
• Reference to cockwarming but, sadly, no actual cockwarming (read Gentlemen for that).
• Simon panicking that he traumatized Wolfy with memories of his abusive childhood during playtime in the bonus epilogue (he didn’t).
• Reference to spanking and sensory deprivation/play but, sadly, neither activity is present in this special aside from mild threats (read the bonus epilogue to get your fill of both).
• The author only visited Villefranche/Chapelle Saint-Pierre after writing this (and the Chapel doesn’t allow tourist photography inside, so she did the best she could with St. Google).
• Simon having a moment of insecurity/self-doubt (but he’d rather wear polyester than ever admit to it).
• Erich and Luca’s meet-cute! (Off-page—you’ll need to wait for Synesthesia to read more…)
• Possibly pregnant Kai present!
• Gabriel Suarez, dressed as a priest! (Thank gawd his hair wasn’t down—there would’ve been no survivors…)
• An equally fabulous, carnivorous ring bearer.
• WOLFY SMILING.
• SIMON CRYING (nothing to see here, if you know what’s good for you).
• Wolfy came prepared with a touch of arsenic.
• The twins are mind-melting minions with somno funtime powers.
• A little off-page CNC fingering with an on-page encore (gloves ON, of course).
• Enjoying a St. Andrew’s Cross by the light of the Eiffel Tower.
• Exposed forearms.
• Simon FINALLY drops the L-word.
• Wolfy FINALLY drops some slutty Spanish.
• Flip-blowies (is that a thing?) with some light breath play.
• Cum-eating and swapping.
• Threats that are love confessions.
• Mafia Queen-worthy aftercare (because Wolfy does the most).
Lycra and Lace and Tutus: A Villainous Halloween Special (Baltasar & Zion)
TIMELINE: Lycra and Lace and Tutus takes place after Putting Out for a Hero (and the bonus epilogue, Idiots in Love) and Enter the Multi-Vers (although the twins & Theo are only mentioned, not present). Technically, this also occurs after Micah disappears into space with Ziggy to get “space married” in Earth Boys Are Easy.
• Welcome to Xander’s den of debauchery.
• RABBLE CHAT ALERT!
• The Suarez, etc siblings making everything into a competition, as usual.
• Vi & Kai hints!
• Balty is worried everyone is gonna know about the… sex tutu.
• Zion’s just excited about Pretty Princess Balty and his Pretty. Princess. Cunt.
• Big Koopa fetish UNLOCKED.
• Once a titty-man, always a titty-man.
• Balty gets a lil growly over Zion and it’s cute AF.
• PRIMAL CHASE, Y’ALL!
• Old Deathball rivalries die hard.
• Lizard Daddy in lizard mode.
• Balty loves being baby.
• Big beefy boytoys blushing (and whimpering).
• Mario Bros role-play (complete with Princess Peach striptease).
• The usual tutu + jockstrap combo.
• Wrecking that “pretty princess cunt.” (Good thing Balty wore kneepads!)
• The private rooms need more cum towels.
• Lizard tongue rimming/cum-eating aftercare.
• All these horny idiots disqualified themselves from the costume contest (guess they’ll have to compete all over again in Happy Winter-Ween!).
Tangled in Tendrils: An Even More Chaotic Villainous Xmas Special (Theo & the Twins)
TIMELINE: Tangled in Tendrils takes place after Enter the Multi-Vers (and the bonus epilogue – Among the Stars) and about a week or two before Rabble: End Game. And right before Micah and Ziggy temporarily return from Earth Boys Are Easy.
• The return of the “Captain Masculine’s Favorite Brat” onesie (although, another onesie battle is afoot).
• Theo brings the chaos (and a weapon!) to the annual, cutthroat Suarez White Elephant gift exchange.
• He also ruins the mystique of the skull bowl.
• Dre tries (and fails… at first) to keep his brat in line.
• Gabe blushes a lot (but goes into Dom Gabe mode later on…)
• Simon is the bossiest elf (no surprise).
• Balty thinks he’s going to “win Christmas” (again).
• “Sex Party Daddy Warbucks.”
• Kai can’t stop crying (pregger problems) and Vi is Very Protective (so both/all women are terrifying).
• Butch brings the best/worst present (again).
• Dre proposes a snowed-in CNC fantasy (“Captured By the Enemy Alien”).
• “Start running.” (PRIMAL PLAY!!!)
• Dre is definitely Gabe’s Dom too… (Just kiss already!)
• Dre doesn’t play fair (and Theo doesn’t act right).
• Fancy. Monster. Peen. (With a KNOT!)
• Dre doesn’t understand how a knot works…
• Open door, bro.
• “Fucking wreck his ass.”
• Breeding kink!
• Theo: Begging, crying, and whimpering.
• Triple homicide by orgasm…
• A fuckfest that ends with threats (Dre), bratting (Theo), and schmoop (Gabe).
Happy Winter-Ween: A Villainous Things Not Quite Halloween Special (Micah & Ziggy)
TIMELINE: Happy Winter-Ween takes about a month after Rabble: End Game(but before the End Game epilogue & bonus epilogue – Husbands, Assemble). And right before Micah and Ziggy return to space in Space Daddy’s Guide to the Galaxy.
• The Rabble is as ruthlessly competitive as ever) for Micah’s not-Halloween birthday costume party.
• Space Daddy is also competitive, if slightly confused (but he’ll do/wear anything for his babygirl).
• Queen Daisy in the house (and she negotiates like a future clan leader)!
• Ziggy. In. Lingerie.
• Ziggy can make parts of himself grow? (Author files that lore away for… science…)
• ZIGGY PROPOSITIONS DRE (and Theo’s bratty ass gets punished for it).
• Gabe gives a schmoopy prezzie (while trying to be a gentleman).
• Horny glo worm alien polycule! (Just resonance things…)
• Luca mentioned! (With a Synesthesia hint…)
• Balty is not mpregged (yet…)
• Babygirl’s biological clock is TICKING!
• “Maybe I’ll let you breed him too someday, Gabriel.”
• Micah begging, whining, whimpering, and blushing.
• Ziggy’s filthy talk is unmatched (sorry, Xaddy).
• Tendril. Touchy. Time.
• Gabe gets a front row seat (& talks Micah through it).
• “Breed me like you want to breed Dre.” (And slutty bestie APPROVES!)
• “That’s to remind you how deeply I care for you, because I’m about to fuck you like I don’t.”
• Light degradation (it’s all part of the role-play).
• Somno rimming/cum-eating (sadly, off-page).
• Ziggy actually gave the schmoopiest prezzie.
• Ziggy gets a birthday!
• Wolfy gets more hugs (and no one dies… kinda…)
The Perfect Vi-Day Present: A Very Villainous Valentine’s Tale (Kai & Vi… and also Wolfy)
TIMELINE: The Perfect Vi-Day Present starts the day after Happy Winter-Ween, and takes about a month after Rabble: End Game (but before the End Game epilogue & bonus epilogue – Husbands, Assemble).
• Theo causing chaos (is anyone surprised?)
• We all know Dre is still thinking about Ziggy’s proposition.
• Kai is just a princess stressing over how to spoil her Mommy.
• Wolfy is the Goth Mother Hen (again, no surprise) who gives out “fun money” cards.
• Kai mostly shops for herself (AGAIN, no surprise – and Mommy would want that anyway).
• This shopping spree tale is essentially the Kai + Wolfy buddy movie we all didn’t know we needed.
• Kai loves making Wolfy blush almost as much as Simon does.
• Tattling twins (and more Synesthesia hints…)
• The Mafia Queen is omnipresent.
• A butt boops visual (blame Theo).
• Balty gets outed for the tutu by the little teapot.
• Kai + Wolfy bestie status confirmed!
• “Sit on the bed and spread your legs so Mommy can see how pretty you are.”
• Mommy knows what’s best.
• VI CRAWLING!
• Okay, but Vi is also a contender for best filthy talk…
• A BIG step in the relationship (but our consent queen makes it easy).
• Sometimes a good girl, always a brat.
• Grinding and riding a shiny (sparkly, really) new toy.
• “Please come with me, Mommy.”
Synesthesia: Or, Snowed In with My Best Friend’s Alien DILF (Luca & Erich)
TIMELINE: Synesthesia takes place after Rabble: End Gameand is mentioned in Happy Winter-Ween while occurring simultaneously with The Perfect Vi-Day Present.
• BEST FRIEND’S DAD.
• Snowed-In (in the Alps!).
• Actually GOOD communication (say whaaaat?).
• They are still idiots in love, tho.
• RABBLE. CAMEOS.
• Hidden identity (one-sided).
• Secret crushes (both ways).
• Opposites attract/different worlds.
• Secret relationship (don’t tell Clan Daddy).
• Guilt/inner turmoil for both parties re: the secret relationship (especially for Luca).
• Age gap (a BIG one).
• An aromantic and an asexual discovering they are perhaps more demi than they thought (at least, for their one “person”).
• Boners accompanied by hallucinatory reactions.
• A very distinct maid outfit fantasy that the author rudely doesn’t deliver on (but our beloved illustrator does!).
• Flirty banter (DAD TRIES TO FLIRT).
• Two switchy switches (Yes, There Will Be Flip Fucking).
• Luca’s stern Councilman Voice DOES THINGS to Erich.
• Fear as an aphrodisiac (mild in this tale compared to others).
• Just another fine as fuck alien in a hot-bod skinsuit (who’s gonna tell him?).
• Obsessive stalking—with love!
• Luca is kind of rusty with this whole thing (but what he lacks in experience, he makes up for with “enthusiasm, attentiveness, and pure Stellarian apex predator aplomb”).
• Dubious consent (at first) with mind-reading (but this turns into using filthy thoughts as foreplay).
• Jerking off with a (hidden) audience.
• But they’re actually both consent kings.
• Nipple fetish (PIERCED nipples).
• Pain play.
• Oh what a feeling, Luca’s hiding on the ceiling…
• “Tear me apart” = “breed me” in Stellarian.
• Mood ring rainbow connection.
• Adorably fumbling (and BLUSHING) through things together.
• Luca is a nervous little bunny.
• I’ll show you mine if you’ll show me yours.
• Taylor Swift mentioned.
• The author clearly has a thermals kink.
• They do actually ski a bit.
• A little hand necklace (mostly to assert dominance).
• An older—more powerful—man (/alien) who just wants to be a good boy for his Earthling.
• “Tell me how to please you.”
• The safe word is Geneva.
• Dad reprimanding his kids to protect what’s HIS.
• Tendril. Touchy. Time.
• A little rope play (tendril-style).
• “You are mine.”
• When “get inside me” means something very different…
• What those tendrils do? SOUNDING, that’s what.
• “I don’t want to frighten you.” (Bish, Erich knows damn well…)
• I don’t want to hide anymore.
• “There you are.”
• Men whimpering and begging.
• Pretty skin and prettier panties.
• “Behave, little beast.”
• Mate marking/biting.
• Cum eating/cleaning.
• I want to be your muse.
• Schmoop beneath the stars.
• Just us crying in the club over the love between Luca and his “first-born.”
• WOLFY DOES THE MOST (and he learned that from his “dad”).
• Queen Simon is as fabulously psychotic as ever.
• Legally-binding contracts and Suarez-Salah-Stellari world domination (the usual with this crew).
The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot. You need to read them in order:
- Not All Himbos Wear Capes (Xander & Butch) Sign up for the newsletter to get the Only Good Boys Get to Top Their Xaddys bonus epilogue (also available in the audiobook).
- Gentlemen Prefer Villains (Wolfgang & Simon) Sign up for the newsletter to get the Yes Sir, Sorry Sir bonus epilogue (also available in the audiobook).
- Putting Out for a Hero (Baltasar & Zion) Sign up for the newsletter to get the Idiots in Love bonus epilogue (also available in the audiobook).
- Enter the Multi-Vers (the Twins’ MMM that wraps up the overarching plot) Sign up for the newsletter to get the Among the Stars bonus epilogue (also available in the audiobook).
- IF YOU ARE READING CHRONOLOGICALLY, EARTH BOYS ARE EASY (VILLAINS IN SPACE, BOOK 1) GOES HERE.
- Rabble: End Game (Full cast reunion book with Violentia also finding her FF HEA). Sign up for the newsletter to get the Husbands, Assemble bonus epilogue (also available in the audiobook).
- BONUS! Villainous All the Way: A Sweet n Spicy Celebrations Collection – purchase the ebook direct from me (with extra goodies) HERE or from Amazon HERE. And the audiobook is now live!
- IF YOU ARE READING CHRONOLOGICALLY, SPACE DADDY’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (VILLAINS IN SPACE, BOOK 2) GOES HERE.
- IF YOU ARE READING CHRONOLOGICALLY, INTERSTELLAR LOVE SONG (VILLAINS IN SPACE, BOOK 3) GOES HERE.
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And YES… the author is already working on multiple spin-offs!
Like “Villains in Space” (a now complete trilogy that includes Earth Boys Are Easy – which comes BEFORE Rabble: End Game) and a soon-to-be-announced “Academy” series… stay tuned…
