Valhalla is Full of Hunks (A Monstrously Mythic Tale) – Signed Paperback

$25.00

Paperback, signed by me/C. Rochelle, that comes with a bookmark + 1 sticker.

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Description

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You’d think having the gift of second sight would make my life feel more secure. Instead, I’m left with sleepless nights, a body count higher than my bestie, Herculeia, and an unfinished five-year plan.

Was a juicy benefits package with an entire stable of Skarsgards too much to ask for?

Officially burned out, I decide to extend my business trip to Stockholm by two weeks—determined to forget my troubles by stuffing my face with Swedish meatballs.

And I’m not just talking about the food.

When I meet the sexiest meatball right out of the gate, I think the tides are finally turning in my favor.

Too bad my prophetic visions failed me once again.

Now I’m the one on hot-bod monster island, but instead of being chained to the bed for fun, it’s more a hostage situation.

I can still work with that.

The question is, can I convince my three mythological captors to abandon their doomsday plot for eternity with me? Or is our fate already set in stone?

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IF YOU LOVE 

  • A five-foot-nothing unapologetic H0 meeting her monsters
  • An overly possessive, extremely unhinged stable of Skarsgards
  • MMMF and multi- (first-person) POVs
  • Very few morals + some light kidn@pping (but it’s fiction so we loves it)
  • Daddy, Sir & Master (with Iola being one of the three – cue PEGGING!)
  • Kn0ts, grinders, c*kpockets, and fancy accessories that glow in the dark
  • Norse mythology with many ridiculous liberties taken
  • Suspenseful adventure
  • Probably some emotional ruin
  • Tasty banter + naughty dark humor as usual

Then stuff your face with Swedish meatballs!

Valhalla is Full of Hunks is a standalone tale in the Monstrously Mythic universe. While it will be mostly spoiler free, for the best reading experience, you may want to read the completed Herculeia duet first.

Learn more about the Monstrously Mythic duet and the spin-off HERE

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